it’s been awhile
He’s commanded the couch in the den – the bigger one, of course. The one that, as of last night, had all my writing crap strewn on it in the order I needed it to be.
It’s now shoved together and piled on the floor, his boots dropped on top of everything. And my computer’s open and the coffee that I set to brew for myself this morning is, of course, already brewed and gone and he’s stretched contentedly, wearing jungle BDUs.
But still, he’s asleep, which is something that Jake rarely does. I take a moment to stare at him, to try and imprint his description in my mind, because handsome doesn’t quite cover it. Rugged, maybe? I moved closer and see that his right arm is in a cast, and he reaches out and grabs my wrist with his left hand.
“Dammit, you scared me,” I tell him, remembering it’s never smart to sneak up on a Navy SEAL. Especially Jake.
“I scared you? You were the one doing the sneaking , so how’s that possible?” he asked. “Did you make more coffee? Because you’re all out.”
“Wonder how that happened? And what happened to you? You’re hurt.”
“I’m all right,” he insists, mumbles something about, the last thing he needs is a woman worrying about him.
I jot that tidbit down to use at a later date and make some more coffee. When I heard a scraping, sawing noise, I look over and find him trying to saw off the cast with some kind of scary looking knife. It’s obviously not going as well as he’d planned, because he’s cursing a blue streak under his breath.
“I don’t think you’re supposed to be doing that,” I tell him, and he looks up at me with his best, no shit, Sherlock, look.
“I take mine with milk,” he says, and now it’s my turn to mumble. Still, I bring the coffee to him, because I’m feeling sorry for him. Because of the cast. I’m feeling sorrier for myself because again, the sand and the dirt and somehow I have a feeling I’m expected to do his laundry.
“You’ve been quiet,” I tell him.
“I’ve been, ah, away,” he says.
“Is that where that happened?” I point to his arm and he nods. “Look I’ve really been trying to write your story, but I’m not happy with what I come up with. Maybe if you gave me some information –“
He just stares at me, his gray eyes giving away nothing.
“I don’t mean you have to tell me the classified stuff – although really, who would I tell?”
He points to the laptop. Good point. Have to remember to give him enough credit.
He leans forward and takes a slug of coffee. “I can tell you a few things,” he says. “If you think you can handle it.”
“Handle it? Of course I can handle it,” I tell him.
“You were screaming this morning when you had to kill a spider the size of a pinhead.”
“You’re a real pain in the ass.”
“Yeah, that was established a long time ago by just about the entire free world. And the rest of it too.” He grins, and then his face grows serious. He looks over my shoulder, like he’s seeing something clearly. “I was captured.”
“Jake…”
“Look, this is stuff you can’t say a word about.”
“I won’t,” I tell him, hoping I can remember everything he tells me.
He starts telling me a horrible story, and I’m leaning forward in my chair to catch every nuance, every single detail he gives. And there are a lot of them – separating the team, mental and physical torture, and finally, escape.
“But how did you do that?” I ask.
“Well, once they separated us, the enemy had us convinced that one of our guys was a traitor. He convinced us otherwise when he snuck me the magazine of the gun they’d given him so I could make a homemade bomb out of salt water and the wire Chris picked up off the ground when no one was looking. We shorted out the whole communications center and soddered open the bars of the cell…”
“Wait a minute,” I tell him. “That didn’t happen to you. That was Tuesday night’s episode of The Unit. Right down to the way you’re telling me the plot, the way the guy told the interrogator the plot of the Dirty Dozen.”
He pauses for a second, and then laughs. So hard he sloshes coffee all over my papers. “Come on – I had you going there for a minute. Besides, you told Cece you never watch it, because of the Allstate guy.”
“You did not have me going. And why are you reading my emails?” I ask. “And hey, can you really make a bomb using water and your own sweat?”
“I never stopped reading your emails,” he informs me, ignores my last question about the bomb. “And you’re suddenly all up into Delta guys now,” he says, shakes his head like I’m more than deluded and he’s going to talk me into my senses.
“You’ve been looking at my files again too?”
“Uh yeah. Checking to see if you got started on my stuff, the way you promised. And I see all this Delta Force crap in there. Christ, next thing you know you’re going to be writing Marines again.”
I narrow my eyes at him. “You know, according to Meg Cabot, you’re not even real.”
He stands to his full six feet three inches and stretches. Then he saunters toward the kitchen for more coffee. “Been a while since I’ve been down to the Keys,” he calls over his shoulder. “Might have to take a little trip sooner than later. Maybe I’ll take Ezra with me.”
“Um, I don’t think so – Alison needs him.”
“Yeah, I have needs too. Lots of needs. You’d better find someone to get on that,” he says, stalks downstairs to the basement, tugging at the cast and muttering about needing peace and quiet for a change.
I know he’s down there looking for the hacksaw.
Steph T.
























































April 27th, 2006 at 10:42 am
You know - maybe while he’s down in the basement he could take care of the crickets?:razz:
Stephanie - I do believe you have your hands full. You have got to write this story because if this post is anything to go by … well WOW doesn’t cover it.
April 27th, 2006 at 10:42 am
And he seems real to me!
April 27th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Good, he’s back on your couch. Did you see what he did to my blog links? :???:
April 27th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
I’m with Eve. You don’t really need sleep, do you?
April 27th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Ya know i”d be more than happy to get on that for him–er you.
>>That was Tuesday night’s episode of The Unit.
BWAAAAAAAA I was reading that going, WTF!?!?! That was Tuesday night’s episode of The Unit!
April 27th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Thank you.
April 27th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Don’t believe a word that man says. It figures he’d go limping back to you and try to pass off that story. That broken forearm is exactly what he deserved for attempting something I didn’t want to participate in. There’s some things I just don’t want to do, and I can’t help the damage that gets done to someone attempting to perpetrate it. It’s like I come unglued…
April 27th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Heh heh heh…maybe he’ll find something to fix while he’s down there.
April 28th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
I’m with Cece, I was reading it and thinking What? Steph! Jake!? what are you up too?
Glad he’s back, Send him over here and Tasha will take of his Cast, and the break.
April 28th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
I’m with Eve. If he’s down in the basement anyway, he ought to do something to those crickets… though now that I think about it, crickets are supposed to be good luck. No clue why. I think the luck would improve if they were OUTSIDE where they belong!!!
As for his being real, of course he’s real! Sheesh.
May 1st, 2006 at 1:06 am
These characters have gotten WAY out of hand.
Buthey–if a guy has needs…
May 1st, 2006 at 1:07 am
These characters have gotten WAY out of hand.
But hey–if a guy has needs…
May 1st, 2006 at 1:11 am
Ack!
Sorry!!
May 2nd, 2006 at 8:37 am
That Jake.. he’s really something!:LOL:
May 2nd, 2006 at 10:43 am
Oh great, now Jake’s internalizing other people’s plots?
bwahahaha He so needs to be punished.
May 9th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
Sheesh–are you EVER gonna update your blog? And I thought I was bad…:razz:
May 10th, 2006 at 3:02 am
I’m with Larissa…what’s happening over there? Jake let you get trapped by the crickets??
May 10th, 2006 at 11:57 am
I hope everything’s going okay there.