February search phrases
I was sure Crate & Barrel would deliver my new couch promptly at 7am. Yes, I know there’s a 3 hour time window, but whenever we order from there, we’re always first on the delivery list.
Obviously, since it’s now 8am, we’re not first. I’m going to need more coffee. First, I’ll share a few of my search phrases with you - I haven’t done them for a couple of months. Blame Larissa. Why, I’m not sure, but since she’s deserted me in favor of a European Vacation, it seems fair enough.
navy seal alpha male Check.
thigh and bums problem what am I supposed to do about it?
dull women live in immaculate houses This is an Ann Stuart quote - one of my favorites
big ass tess She’s not here. Based on that description, I think I’d have noticed her if she was.
how to remove novella from laptop Sounds like a nightmare situation to me
aries man in bed I am Aries woman, and I’m not telling
origin of name stephanie All I know is that it means crowned. As in, princess.
innocent romatica not sure you’re barking up the right tree with that one
infj army I’m picturing all the INFJ writers marching along in jungle BDUs. Have I mentioned lately that I am INFJ?
author of house of alpha I love that name. Welcome to my house of alpha…
stephanie at honey chest not me
handy bag for cell phone around the neck that seems wrong - like a fanny pack or something
eleanor rigsby beatle song who sang it? Um, if it’s Elinor Rigby, I’m thinking - The Beatles.
aries men are so stubborn I can say with certainty that Aries women are not stubborn at all. *blinks innocently*
stephanie the freak Who’s been talking?
leos and instant gratification This is VERY true. I’m not going to name ANY names *Larissa, the husband, the four year old* but let’s just say, I’ve got firsthand experience on the subject.
controlling an aries Ask Raine if this is possible
worlds biggest vibrator Sasha gave me the answer to this a long time ago - it’s a Harley!
Steph T.
March 14th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Steph, I like the world biggest vibrator.:grin:
March 14th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
…controlling an aries–Ask Raine if this is possible
That’s, like, a joke, right?
March 14th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
stephanie the freak Who’s been talking?
I love when you do this. I think you should offer to do one for my search phrases someday. Maybe for Easter? Or MY birthday? I’d do it, but it’s not funny when I try. LOL
March 14th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Y’know, my search phrases aren’t nearly as entertaining. I’m not sure whether I should be annoyed or happy about that…
March 14th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
Princess:razz:
March 14th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Wish I knew how or even IF I could do my search phrases. Or maybe not….
I do know someone found Writeminded by searching for Amy’s first penis. I’m pretty prouda that one.
March 14th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
Jerri - I liked it so much I included it in one of my books!!:lol:
I thought so too, Raine:wink:
Sasha - you’ve got a deal - which is first - Easter or your B-day? I’m sure your search phrases will make for a lot of fun!
Tori - did I mention that one of my search phrases was for Tori Nude?
Eve - now if I could just get my husband to start calling me that…
March 14th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
OMG - Amy - LMFAO!!!! It sounds like a cross between a kids book and a XXX movie!!
March 14th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
LOL@amy’s first penis….
>>how to remove novella from laptop
Try DELETE!
Those were funny……..
March 15th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Tori - did I mention that one of my search phrases was for Tori Nude?
Um…. no comment….
March 15th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
“controlling an aries”
~PJ~
Official “Larissa-is-gone-slack-catcher-up’er”
March 16th, 2006 at 5:06 am
:grin:I have to remember to come over here more often. Your smiley icons rock.:razz:
March 16th, 2006 at 9:39 am
Cece - you make it sound so simple…
LOl @ Tori!
What would I do without you, PJ!
*waves to JaynieR* I love my smilies!
March 16th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
EAster is First, Steph. My B-day isn’t until November. LOL
March 17th, 2006 at 2:30 am
ROFL!! And I’m still getting searches for the porn star. I’ve given birth-twice. Ain’t no way I’m gonna pass for a porn star.