the new muse
First of all, I know Jake sent him. Well, to be fair, Larissa sent him to me, a seemingly innocent Christmas present.
But I know Larissa and Jake are in on the crazy talk, make Steph write, scheme together, because Jake can’t be here to bother me all the time, especially when he’s got to run out and save the world. Still, his stand-in muse is persuasive.
Here he is, in stealth-mode, trying to sneak up on me to make sure I’m writing. I’ve got to say, he’s not all that covert. If this is the best Jake’s got to keep me under control when he’s not around, then he’s in for quite a surprise.
In fact, I think I’ll taunt him with the Veggie Burger MRE Larissa sent me.
Now he’s not happy. But he’ll never get past the wild hippo I keep outside to protect me from SEALs who want me to write about them.
I knew I could never trust that hippo. But the cheetah won’t let me down. Anyone for another round of spider solitaire?
Uh-oh. Busted.
Send help.
Steph T.
January 7th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
ROFL! OMG, Steph, if you would just put that creative mind to work WRITING (you know, instead of trying to escape the crazy SEAL muse,) you’d be published by now.
Oh, and did you name him? Bobo, perhaps?
January 8th, 2006 at 12:22 am
More cuh-razy talk from Larissa…
amd I couldn’t name him that, because that would be cruel. I’m thinking of Vic. He looks like a Vic, doesn’t he?
Shit, he’s back again, staring at me. Later.
January 8th, 2006 at 1:51 am
RAOTFLMAO! Seriously…..
I think he does look like a Vic or a Tony. What does he think?
January 8th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
LMAO!!
Guuurl, you crazy!
Now git back to writing!
January 8th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
ROFL! I’m so glad I don’t have to worry about stuff like this. Besides, surely my dragon would keep him at bay…? Doncha think?
January 8th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
LOL. But that looks suspiciously like my desk…That’s my keyboard…I have an iPod and Palm dock where your new buddy is standing, though.
Guess you better get to work!
January 8th, 2006 at 11:34 pm
This is priceless!!! The SEAL is right–back to work! (Me, too.)
January 9th, 2006 at 9:06 am
Whoo Hooo. Steph, you better get to writing.!!
January 9th, 2006 at 9:30 am
January 9th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
I love it!!
January 10th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Too funny…:lol:
January 11th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Where was he when I was painting the boys bedroom???
January 11th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
January 12th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Loved it, Steph! Why can’t I ever think of something like this.:thumbsup: Gotta love Jake!
January 12th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
[…] Steph’s playing with her toys here. She blames Larissa, but if you ask me, Steph has a thing for plastic. (Yeah one of THOSE things ) […]
January 12th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Oh girl! That’s great! I can’t wait for more adventures of the muse!!!
January 12th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
LOL! Subtle hint.:razz:
January 31st, 2006 at 2:18 pm
[…] For example, when I posted the pictures of my new muse, Vic (who, BTW, thinks he can boss me around), I discovered that Jean and I have the same keyboard. This is very important for me to know, because she talked about how the Bluetooth capability of the keyboard (it’s wireless) goes into sleep mode after ten minutes. Which was something I didn’t know, because even though I bought the keyboard because it was Bluetooth enabled because I figured, hey, my laptop and BlackBerry are both Bluetooth enabled and somehow, they could all connect, I don’t know how to connect them at all. […]