September Search Phrases
Dear Lovely People Who Come To My Site Via Search Engines:
1. I do not personally know Axel Rose. Therefore, I cannot tell you what he’s doing now or where he lives, nor do I have any naked pictures of him. All I do is play several Guns n’ Roses songs over and over again, particularly Welcome To The Jungle and Paradise City. But it would be cool if I knew him, because I’d make him sing his greatest hits over and over to me. Although, if I did that, he probably wouldn’t be my friend for very long.
2. You will not find any nude pictures here, period, so if you’re looking for any of the following, you’re out of luck:
monica a jackson nude naked
kacey blog porn
larissa sex movies
steph nude
nude cameltoe
nude smoothie photos
woman kneeing in the balls pictures
nude massage gulfport
coast guard naked nude
(And, by the way, naked and nude mean pretty much the same things, so what’s with including both words in the search?)
3. Proving that if you visit this blog long enough, you will be drawn into the fun:
sharon kneed him in the balls
cameltoe kacey
hurricaine sasha
steph dimon
larissa bravo
stephanie ferguson
amy knupp bio
Of course, I understand the military searches:
marines branded crazy (several of my characters would probably qualify, but for my purposes, it’s a good thing.)
us navy seals motto (many different answers to this one, the most popular being, the only easy day was yesterday.)
navy seals are alpha males (I’m thinking, yes. Most definitely.)
military men with dirty socks (I told you, I don’t do their laundry)
And, to round things off, we’ve got the plain old WTF phrases:
fuck night vision( but you haven’t even read my novella yet…)
i took latin in school (so did Raine.)
write romance salary (right now, I’m looking at numbers in the negative. Maybe getting published will change that…)
ass grabbers(please keep your hands where I can see them)
i am left-handed. and get smudges of ink all over my hand (me too - may I suggest Pilot V-Rollerball pens?)
praying mantis symbolism(It symbolises the power of patience and stillness. I have neither and praying mantis’s scare the crap out of me almost as much as scarylarissagrasshopperleg’s picture of the grasshopper legs in her peanuts.
Steph T.
September 30th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
Don’t tell your mom about the nude smoothies!
September 30th, 2005 at 11:46 pm
Today, we had this conversation:
Mom: I know you don’t want one of my smoothies, but how about a Frusion Smoothie?
Me: No.
M: A Frusion Smoothie is delicious.
Me: No.
M: It’s yogurt and you can drink it and it fills you right up.
Me: No.
M: I’ll pick you up a couple.
Me:
October 1st, 2005 at 1:13 am
LMAO!! Good ones, Steph!!!
October 1st, 2005 at 8:43 am
WHY is MY name associated with the nasty stuff?? And have I EVER posted porn on my blog???:eek:
October 1st, 2005 at 10:58 am
*waves hi to Kel*
Kacey - I had to google your name myself to find out. Go ahead and try it and you’ll see why…but hey, they say there’s no such thing as bad publicity, right?:razz:
October 1st, 2005 at 11:45 am
You get vastly more entertaining searches than I do. I just get the funny weird spam.
October 1st, 2005 at 12:44 pm
I would think fucking in the dark with night vision would be cool.
October 1st, 2005 at 2:00 pm
LOL. Don’t you just love search phrases??
October 1st, 2005 at 2:53 pm
I love it!!
I have to admit. I’ve found the ones you’all post so entertaining, I had to figure out how to findmine. I have some funny ones. But I thinkit’s the commentary that’s so fiunny. Maybe I should send them to you. LOL
And Steph, did it ever occur to youthat if you have a smoothie once your mother might stop offering?
October 1st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
Maybe if you just tell your mom about naked smoothies she’ll stop offering.
October 1st, 2005 at 11:06 pm
:lol:Hehehe . . . great post, Steph!
October 3rd, 2005 at 10:45 pm
Tori - weird spam is funny. I keep getting spam telling me I’ve won the lottery.
Raine - you seriously made me laugh so hard that sode comes out of my nose.:lol:
Michelle - I do, except when they scare me…
Sasha - send yours over. I can’t believe your search phrases aren’t hysterical. And, the problem with accepting a smoothie once is that, no matter what the situation, I’ll be forced to have smoothies for breakfast, lunch and dinner. That’s the way she operates - trust me…
Emma - I’m going to try that…
Thanks Bonnie *g*