have a smoothie
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The conversation that takes place at least once a day between me and my mother:
Mother: Do you want a smoothie?
Steph: No thanks.
M: I’m making them. You don’t want one?
S: Nope.
M: Blueberry smoothie?
S: No.
M: Banana smoothie?
S: No.
M: Blueberry banana smoothie.
S: No.
M: But it’s a smoothie.
S: Don’t want one.
M: So you don’t want a smoothie?
S: No.
M: Do you even know what a smoothie is?
S: Yes, don’t want one.
M: That’s just stupid. Everyone wants a smoothie.
FWIW, if you insert the word scrapbook for smoothie, you’ll have a transcript of the last time it was craft day on QVC. I finally broke down and agreed to the scrapbook, which I gave away as a gift. So far, I haven’t caved into the smoothie. Dear Lord, is it November yet?
Steph T.
August 27th, 2005 at 12:00 am
Your Mom is a nurse right?
This reads EXACTLY how the conversations go between my sister and her nurses every day!
My sister:
Me:
August 27th, 2005 at 8:14 am
Too funny!! And wonderful on the pages!!!
August 27th, 2005 at 10:50 am
Wow. I’d be looking for the hard liquor.
August 27th, 2005 at 11:03 am
Way to go on the pages! And smoothies…mmmm. Hey, if she’s making them, send one my way.
August 27th, 2005 at 11:10 am
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You go, girl!!!
As for the conversation between you and your mom, I so hear you!!!
August 27th, 2005 at 5:19 pm
Congrats on the pages!
But WHY don’t you want a smoothie?
August 27th, 2005 at 6:46 pm
Ahahaha!!! That is too funny! Of course, I love smoothies, so I’d hae said yes.
WTG on the pages!!:bravo:
August 27th, 2005 at 7:53 pm
Kat - I never connected it to the nurse-thing!
Thanks, Michelle! I was very happy about those pages:LOL:
Carol - now that’s a smoothie I can get into!
Amy & Danica - my mom said she’d make you smoothies anytime (actually, she said, see, they know what a smoothie is)
EmmaS - I might have to send Jake after you…
*commiserates with Tori* Hey - at least you’ve got Saint & Co. (they DON’T like smoothies either:lol:)
August 27th, 2005 at 8:47 pm
22 pages? PFFFFFFTTTTTTTT I’m Jealous! LOL
I’m howling at the smoothie. My step mom is no nurse but we have simliar conversations.
August 28th, 2005 at 11:15 am
b-b-but, why don’t you want the smoothie?
WTG on the 22 pages
August 28th, 2005 at 12:08 pm
Tell your mom I’ll take the smoothie.
August 28th, 2005 at 3:05 pm
Well, I don’t have anything against smoothies, but I’ve had very similar conversations with my own mom. Is it any wonder I want to put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on my bedroom door and keep it locked?
August 28th, 2005 at 8:32 pm
Cece - and there are many more of the same conversations to come…
Jaq - I’m sending Jake your way.
Jill - my mom would gladly give you the smoothie. But, since you’re on deadline, you probably wouldn’t want to enter into any conversations with her.
Tori - I’m thinking of hanging a Do Not Disturb sign on my my head.:lol:
August 29th, 2005 at 9:37 am
WOO HOO on the pages! And I’m LMAO at the conversation…sounds like a conversation between me and my husband.