June search phrases
I love search phrase day. 
hell dream i feel ashamed (No need to share more.)
ask Stephanie.com (Don’t. Please. There are no answers here.)
shark repellent bracelets (I didn’t know they made them)
homemade torture device (I swear it’s Jake’s.)
stupid last names (Hey!)
the Apprentice desk organizer (Mine shipped yesterday, and they’re already out of stock again.)
spread of cameltoes (Thanks, Larissa - your blog is infecting mine)
pbw porn (Work for hire, maybe?)
heroines in handcuffs (Yes, been there, done that. But the heroines enjoyed it, I promise.)
Stephanie’s pony tells author (Is that the problem? I don’t have a pony to tell me stories.)
writing a literary synopsis (Makes sign of cross & slowly backs away)
manic writing (Sharon and I have this one covered)
where is Axel Rose? (He’s not here. If he was, I’d make him sing Paradise City over & over.)
weddings blindfolded (Is he that ugly?)
leave your wife nicely (Good luck buddy.)
she’s a cake lady (I like cookies too.)
the only easy day was yesterday (The SEAL motto. Works for writers too.)
Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (Maybe they’re here, maybe they’re not. Classified, baby. Classified.)
alpha see ya (Tried it - it doesn’t work on alpha characters)
what does BUD/s and SEAL mean in the Marines (Jake answered that one, and I can’t really put what he says here)
Steph the Navy SEAL (Aw, that’s sweet. Jake says no way in hell, but still…)
Smiley Maker (okay, okay - I’ll share it here, with special thanks to Amy from Writeminded.:smile:
Steph T.
June 30th, 2005 at 1:43 pm
About time you shared the smileymaker stingybutt!
June 30th, 2005 at 5:16 pm
ROFL! Your search phrases are a lot funnier than mine.
June 30th, 2005 at 11:47 pm
Oh, gawd—it’s like a little scavenger hunt, isn’t it?!
July 1st, 2005 at 4:11 am
writing a literary synopsis (Makes sign of cross & slowly backs away)
July 1st, 2005 at 7:37 am
LOL!! These are great. Thanks for sharing.
July 1st, 2005 at 3:57 pm
I need to get me one of those bracelets.
July 1st, 2005 at 6:13 pm
I got “jill the tv slut”
July 1st, 2005 at 6:14 pm
I got “jill the tv slut”. And you know what’s insulting about that? My blog was rated PG. PG people, not PG-13 … I really wanted a PG-13 rating!
July 1st, 2005 at 9:05 pm
Those are great! I love seeing the keyword searches!
July 1st, 2005 at 10:36 pm
July 1st, 2005 at 11:58 pm
You get some of the funniest search phrases! Mine are just starting to come through on the new blog, nothing really interesting yet. Although, I was kinda wondering (because of one of mine) when Sasha changed her last name to Morelli. I thought she was a Ranger girl…
July 2nd, 2005 at 10:41 am
Hi guys -
My search phrases scare me - I didn’t even put in some of the more questionable ones, because then I’d be forever linked.
Jordan - my husband wants the bracelets too - he surfs and sometimes they’re a little too close for comfort…
laughs at Cece - hope you’re finding new and creative ways to use the smiley maker.
Sasha - it’s actually closer to running away.:biggrin:
Hi Teresa - changed your link to your new blog before the blogroll crash…
Raine & Tori - went to add you guys to my bogroll links at the same time blogroll experienced a systemwide crash:unhappy: Am hoping to add you today…
Jill - maybe Jill the TV slut could be your new tagline…
Lynn - I’ve read half a Steph Plum and I’m definitely a Ranger girl. But that wouldn’t surprise you, right?
July 2nd, 2005 at 3:48 pm
LOL! I got about 20 cameltoe search phrases last month. I’m glad I’m infecting you. Maybe they’ll all come here instead…:thumbsup: