search phrases
Stealing from everyone who does end of the month search phrases and I’m not ashamed to admit it. (I steal smilies from all of you too.)
So here are the highlights - and they’re mostly of the WTF variety:
sexy dressed secretaries (I’m a little scared)
female leg models (maybe in my next life)
midget sex movies (you will find none here)
search the web for absolutely male (Jake is raising his hand at that one)
are my glasses stronger then yours (well - are they?)
personal info on Viggo Mortenson (I don’t have any but if you do - spill it)
stephanie blogs (yes she does…)
trisha fights stephanie (she didn’t win)
bdu s for sale for less 10$ (is Jake involved in this?)
Bonnie Tyler’s Holding Out for A Hero (Is that Kacey I hear singing?)
jaq pirate (are you, Jaq?)
infj procrastination (caught me…)
tied up spread eagle (mom - I have no idea where that came from)
lori foster agent (no clue)
conceal bustier (I’m trying but my shirt keeps opening up)
stephanie covert (I am, I am…)
all about stephanie (well, not all about…)
full house stephanie (not me, but I used to watch the show)
hells sex (not sure what that would be like)
vampira is she alive (I don’t know…)
marquis de sade (uh-oh, I’ve been hanging around with my romatica/erotica buddies for too long…)
stephanie needs a spanking (running away now since this was looked up quite a few times)
For the queen of subtext:
41 myway larissa (won’t even hazard a guess at that)
larissa a goddesses (she’s going to let this go to her head - I know it)
raised by wolves (you know she had to be involved in that one)
Steph T.
May 31st, 2005 at 7:17 am
Steph, I’m sorry, but I’m laughing out loud. My search phrases are much more innocent, compared to yours. I think the most interesting one was Stellaluna Coloring Pages.
The spread eagle one is a hoot!
May 31st, 2005 at 8:00 am
LOL! those are good ones! Aren’t they fun to look at and wonder HOW that happened???
May 31st, 2005 at 8:10 am
May 31st, 2005 at 1:00 pm
LOL! I’m glad you’re getting some fun search phrases! (I needed a laugh today.)
*pats hair and sniffs haughtily, being a goddess and all* (That SO didn’t go to my head.)
Doing my search phrases tomorrow. Hoping I can blame Steph for something…:lol:
May 31st, 2005 at 2:54 pm
Better not tell your hubby about that stephanie needs a spanking thing…..
May 31st, 2005 at 7:56 pm
It was probably her hubby that entered teat search phrase!!
Oh that was great! Thanks, Steph.
May 31st, 2005 at 10:20 pm
heheheeee those were great!
May 31st, 2005 at 10:51 pm
Kinda makes you wonder what those people were truly looking for in the first place, doesn’t it? The most unusual one I’ve had lately is somebody searching for Ghetto Fabulous Party Ideas. I still can’t figure out how they ended up at my blog. But I do know how the person searching for Blue Saliva did end up there.
June 1st, 2005 at 3:21 am
Michelle - I think spread eagle came from an old excerpt - but it’s more innocent than it sounds. Really.:grin:
Kacey - I tried to piece together a few of them, but midget sex movies killed me:LOL:
Bonnie - glad I could give you a chuckle
Larissa - your ego is taking up all the room on my blog…
Suzanne & Sasha are scaring me
Yay! Cece came up for air from painting! How’s the house?
Lynn - you should make ghetto fabulous party ideas a category on your blog…
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:02 pm
*shoves ego aside so there’s room to talk*
You know, I had a midget query, and so did Shannon. I think there’s a new trend here. Midget erotica/romance. We could all write books now and be the leaders in the newest, hottest trend.
Yes, must go think up some good plots…
June 2nd, 2005 at 3:15 pm
But Larissa - we’d need to work in wolves too…and, from the looks of your search phrases, cameltoes.:LOL: